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We might have created something amazing… or weird. We're not sure yet. That’s where you come in.We’re testing the viability (fancy word for “is this actually good?”) of a brand new product — and we need brave, curious, and vitamin-loving humans to try it out.hink of it as being part of a secret club… except we’re telling everyone. 🤷Supplies are limited, because… well, we're still figuring out how much of this stuff to make.Get in before it’s cool. Or weird. Or both.

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